pssst! it's not saturday!

Pssst, who cares! These Saturday Morning Pictures are coming at ya a-couple-a days late, dear darlings. I'm drinking a Black Velvet from Satellite Cawfee House and pretending to do housework. I've got a little over 5 large boxes of clothes and shoes from the apartment I moved outta last week. I think I can whittle it down to one box and two laundry baskets (YEA RIGHT!)

Enjoy the pics, you know I have :)

Glow in the dark tattoos?! Who knew? Also, the pug inspires me to lick my lips more.

sat morn pix

Look, the editing is piss poor in this edition of Saturday Morning Pictures. The arrangement is garbled. The colors and sizes are off. It's a little Lily Cole heavy. Not necessarily a terrible thing, but I'm off in a rush this morning to figure out how to set my bank on fire. Seriously. I hate you, Wells Fargo. We're through, you little piece of shit. I'm taking my 45 cents to another establishment.

ANYWAY! I'm giving you a little bit of a soundtrack today so ... PRESS PLAY AND ...

HERE WE GO!

(on a side note: Marc&Bill, I found a photo of your friend on a popular skateboarding site. see above pic. oh mah gaw! that's amazing. not.)

Hm. Promise to get it right next week, but thanks for joining me anyway! Today started out icky. Let's change that.

TO DO LIST:
Sing (i.e. cry) in the shower. (i.e. just kidding - I'm not that messed up)
Put on fabulously charming lace bra and panties.
Make some coffee.
Change into some girly/messy/artsy/understated/memorable/serious/silly outfit.
Walking excursion.
Kick some rocks around.
Find something new.
Take pics.
Get into trouble.
Look for drugs (i.e. coffee (i.e. actually just drugs (i.e. just kidding! (i.e. or was I??!))))
Call Ash.
Re-apply sunblock.
Eat a french fry.
Stand in a movie theater.
Buy something ridic.
Put on those shiny leggings.
Go to Atomic dance party.

YAY! ALL OF THE SUDDEN I'm excited for Saturday! LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

saturday morning pics babay!

Hi guys! LET'S HAVE AN AWESOME SATURDAY! okay? Let's start off with some interesting/boring/cute/weird/pedantic/frantic/dumb/inspiring PICTURES! (from the interweb).

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Today's already out to a great start.