asparagus from the farm

detox weekend part two

detox weekend.

the end of august turned out to be slightly more poisonous than i anticipated. so i planned a few simple excursions. excursions that involved sweating, working, healthy food, water and tea and mostly just getting 8 restful non-toxic hours of sleep every night.

on saturday we worked at the farm, picked veggies, washed and bagged them. we fed the animals and picked weeds. it was a good start to the long labor day weekend.

but on sunday the sky was heavy with rainclouds and we had to sell our produce at the big corrales farmers' market. i picked extra turnips the day before so i could try and sell them behind my dad's back.
he doesn't believe turnips are big sellers but i do. i believe in the power of thoroughly washed turnips.beautiful carrots, no?
i sold $3 worth of turnips to the most legit hipster in the universe. he was understated, solemn and absolutely beautiful so please somebody find out if he's a visiting actor or director. i want to be a STARRRRRRRRR! and die of prescription drug overdose after fifty glamorous years in the spotlight!

or maybe not.

additionally, we found a batch of very unusually shaped green squash. look in the top photo, they're at the very bottom of the pic and shaped like small pumpkins. i thought it was quite smart to call them 'zucchini bombs' but marc pointed out that the extreme left wingies who shop at farmers' markets don't like their veggies described with such violent words.

word.

billy's birthday! yes yes yes!

we all woke up at my house not hungover from the alcohol and cigarettes but completely fucked up from the rash decision to eat at denny's the night before. simon kicked us out of the door and we got him to work on time. almost on time. bill, a, fraaaaaan and i ate a slow lunch at the diner. b and i decided to take a stroll over to simon's office for le grand tour.
si was so proud of bill and me that he took us into the most decrepit entrance available to the alibi. STEP AROUND THE PILE OF ALLEY PUKE!
rec room.
awwwwwwww. he has an 'i hate mondays' cup. wait. is that a hulk poster near his desk?! wtf?
these pictures make it look like we spent a reasonable amount of time in the office tour. simey let us spend 55 seconds in there and showed us the door.
and then we went out to burt's thursday dance party.let's play the quick caption game. GOOOO!yuck.
cool.
spy eyes.
glass half full.
fucked.
sad.
friends 4 now.
friends 4 rent.
k. i'm done. now just eyeball the photossssssss!
whhhhaaaaatttt?!
i'm uneasy.
easily wins for best background poser facial expression.
birthday slobber! ya!
dbag pose. i know.
does this broken-neck-stained-shirt pose make up for it? do u c rukey???? aaahahaha!
phew! back to normal.
friends 4 everrrr!
sizzzzzzzzle.stop screaming bill, claire's not here.
after party at gi gi's!
will somebody please come by and scrub the chalk-drawn anatomically correct dinosaurs off of my porch?