If you are just tuning in, I like taking travel trips by myself. No, scratch that, I LOVE taking travel trips by myself. However, I am stuck at home while the boyfriend is out of town and damn it, I am going to do something about it. I will take a "travel trip" in my own current city. No, I am not doing mushrooms ... I am visiting Albuquerque with new eyes!
Friday, February 26, 2010.
Let me suggest something. Let me suggest a hypothetical scenario that has absolutely no roots in real world happenings. Let me suggest that I woke up with beer-stained teeth, pounding headache and parched throat. To my left a sombrero and corkscrew, to my right a dirty plate of mushrooms and cheese. Furthermore, let me suggest that when I got out of bed to brush my teeth, I stepped on the largest pile of cat vomit I have every seen in my life, covering not only the whole bottom of my right foot, but squishing in between the toes of my left as well. Let's say while kneel-crawling on the way to the bathtub, I shoved the bathroom door wide open and let's say my next door neighbors looked down on me, literally and figuratively, from their kitchen window. However many times I've opened the bathroom window to see them in their own apartment, they never seem to look back at me. So, it only makes sense for them to look over at me at my worst, crawling into the bathtub with see-through underwear and an XS Garfield tee-shirt.
Let me suggest that Friday was not a pleasant morning.
No matter. I made plans, damn it! And under no circumstances would I cancel them. I am on a travel trip. I AM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE, OK??!!
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