hipster does not exist

speaking of highly shallow irresponsible addiction-prone behavior, a bingo board of those delicate traits of our twenties have been compiled. and yea i've already shrunk, laminated, lost, found then threw out my copy of this little board.

like everyone else.
it's a trend it's a trend it's a trendddddddd. basically it's a trend about being n e thing but mainstream. kool, huh? except logically, itt makes n0 $ense.

it is a neon colored attempt at nihilism. and it doesn't work. surprise!
of course its marketing makes sense. over $50 million of sense although it doesn't take a lot of effort to persuade attention hungry 14 to 24 year olds to buy linz lohan leggings. Just please, don't button up my cheap clonebot trends in ironic Cosby sweaters.
that being said, where was this trend when i was 13 and sick of the bizarre american eagle teenage army from high school? i could convince myself that this is fallout from those other kids who had unicorn collections, khute bangs, and diy shoe designs in high school with nowhere to go. and every else is along for the ride. cliche cliche cliche, etc.

it's just a complete reversal of yesterday's trend but i'm much too hopeful to want to fully believe that so i'm gonna go wash my too tiny a.a. shirts in my sink and listen to peaches. good night.

found on omgblog via hro and also just plain google search