billy's birthday! yes yes yes!

we all woke up at my house not hungover from the alcohol and cigarettes but completely fucked up from the rash decision to eat at denny's the night before. simon kicked us out of the door and we got him to work on time. almost on time. bill, a, fraaaaaan and i ate a slow lunch at the diner. b and i decided to take a stroll over to simon's office for le grand tour.
si was so proud of bill and me that he took us into the most decrepit entrance available to the alibi. STEP AROUND THE PILE OF ALLEY PUKE!
rec room.
awwwwwwww. he has an 'i hate mondays' cup. wait. is that a hulk poster near his desk?! wtf?
these pictures make it look like we spent a reasonable amount of time in the office tour. simey let us spend 55 seconds in there and showed us the door.
and then we went out to burt's thursday dance party.let's play the quick caption game. GOOOO!yuck.
cool.
spy eyes.
glass half full.
fucked.
sad.
friends 4 now.
friends 4 rent.
k. i'm done. now just eyeball the photossssssss!
whhhhaaaaatttt?!
i'm uneasy.
easily wins for best background poser facial expression.
birthday slobber! ya!
dbag pose. i know.
does this broken-neck-stained-shirt pose make up for it? do u c rukey???? aaahahaha!
phew! back to normal.
friends 4 everrrr!
sizzzzzzzzle.stop screaming bill, claire's not here.
after party at gi gi's!
will somebody please come by and scrub the chalk-drawn anatomically correct dinosaurs off of my porch?