woke up with salsa skunk taste in my mouth

I turned off the camera flash at the party last night and everything looks like a terrible 1st year art student project. It was another bday party and the birthday girl, Meredith, had a band from Portland playing guitars and mandolins in her living room. The girls laid out sweet treats, hummus and salsa crammed with tomatillos and cilantro. Normally good, but while drinking everyone was using the teeny flakes that fall off of whole tortilla chips to scoop up the dips. At least we didn't spell "dum dum earth" on the cupcakes like we did at Piper's 19th going away bash.

That guy with the beard is from the band.

"must figure out how to pour beer into brain" - simon

bathroom art