the kind of update you don't care about

i woke up with a moth flapping his wings on my face.
one a.m. and chompers sat on the edge of my bedpost
watching me enjoy his midnight present.

since i've been living alone, the cats have brought in 3 living birds, 1 dead bird, 5 cockroaches, a live junebug, and 2 moths. some marvel of natural selection decided to place swarms of gigantic brown moths in the tree outside my window. i've been calling them dirty russian mover moths.

also.

this is very important.

i lost my camera.

and the world still revolves?! this is unbelievable. in high school french class i would have thought 'INCROYABLE!' to myself and looked up to see if anyone was reading my mind. i'm immediately going to fix myself hot tea and wrap up in flannel blankets to figure out what G minus camera means.