gay pride week had arrived in albuquerque. complete relief and a side of dip to celebrate love love love. not to mention nipple clamps, short shorts, hairy legs, rainbow wigs, guyliner, sex toys, ponies, etc. AND BEST OF ALL, the best most undeserved man made entertainment device ever ......... a PARADE!!! like please. just mop me up. that's right.
did i mention it was majorly soylent green temperatures on saturday. i was wearing a shirt the most disturbing shade of purple so people for hundreds of miles could see my pit sweat. lucky for me pit sweat is accepted and celebrated at gay pride parade. love!
you were practically a cold zombie if you weren't wearing a queen of the universe sash. and believe it or not beauty queen waving is the shit. aaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaha! the. car's. wearing. a. tiara. derby girlzzzzzzzzzz this was the float with the rainbow penis hose. acid flashback man. these ladies were actual ladies and dressed kind of suffrage-y. they seem like the kind of dames who wolf down green chiles like nothing and have bar brawl sundays. lady on a farting horse, 2008. i like to think this photo makes it seem as if a lone sunday school teacher entered herself as float #132 with the sole intent to stop fake orgasms. in reality, there's a whole crowd of ladies from the Self Serve store behind her but, mama i found my next halloween costume. and number 2 substantial issue to consider in selecting our next president. READ MY LIPS NO FAKE ORGASMS! i heart my vibrator too, lady. right. so these guys called themselves the "male men" dressed as mailmen with whips and possibly cock rings. aaaaaaaaahahahahahahhaah! dog petting dog!!!!!!! is this what happens when my dreams come true? "value all familes"! i couldn't have said it better myself. teardrop, etc. these lovely ladies squirted themselves with lubricant and rubbed each others boobies and tum tums. it was most likely a gay test and if you didn't get a chub then you were rainbow flag perfect. the other joke i could have written was also about boners. i just think that the guys who clapped their butts for 5 miles must be soooooooore for days.
basically, just wonderful. everybody's very expressive and intelligent about gay issues. a heterosexual pride parade would be about fights and wasp divorces and meaningless breakfast chatting but gay pride parade is all about love. it was beautiful.
gay pride week had arrived in albuquerque. complete relief and a side of dip to celebrate love love love. not to mention nipple clamps, short shorts, hairy legs, rainbow wigs, guyliner, sex toys, ponies, etc. AND BEST OF ALL, the best most undeserved man made entertainment device ever ......... a PARADE!!!
like please. just mop me up.
that's right.
did i mention it was majorly soylent green temperatures on saturday. i was wearing a shirt the most disturbing shade of purple so people for hundreds of miles could see my pit sweat. lucky for me pit sweat is accepted and celebrated at gay pride parade. love!
you were practically a cold zombie if you weren't wearing a queen of the universe sash. and believe it or not beauty queen waving is the shit.
aaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaha!
the. car's. wearing. a. tiara.
derby girlzzzzzzzzzz
this was the float with the rainbow penis hose. acid flashback man.
these ladies were actual ladies and dressed kind of suffrage-y. they seem like the kind of dames who wolf down green chiles like nothing and have bar brawl sundays.
lady on a farting horse, 2008.
i like to think this photo makes it seem as if a lone sunday school teacher entered herself as float #132 with the sole intent to stop fake orgasms. in reality, there's a whole crowd of ladies from the Self Serve store behind her but, mama i found my next halloween costume. and number 2 substantial issue to consider in selecting our next president. READ MY LIPS NO FAKE ORGASMS!
i heart my vibrator too, lady.
right. so these guys called themselves the "male men" dressed as mailmen with whips and possibly cock rings.
aaaaaaaaahahahahahahhaah! dog petting dog!!!!!!! is this what happens when my dreams come true?
"value all familes"! i couldn't have said it better myself. teardrop, etc.
these lovely ladies squirted themselves with lubricant and rubbed each others boobies and tum tums. it was most likely a gay test and if you didn't get a chub then you were rainbow flag perfect. the other joke i could have written was also about boners.
i just think that the guys who clapped their butts for 5 miles must be soooooooore for days.
basically, just wonderful. everybody's very expressive and intelligent about gay issues. a heterosexual pride parade would be about fights and wasp divorces and meaningless breakfast chatting but gay pride parade is all about love. it was beautiful.
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