important facts

i woke up today and decided to share with you three magnificent truths. obvious. basic. and somehow your parents never got around to telling you this type of thing. but we must get out of the dark.

firstly, when you delete something off of your computer it is not really gone. no matter how hard you try to delete the bad stuff, i.e. animal porn and cheating your taxes sites, it will always be there waiting and watching you.

marc explained to me how our little numbers box deletes objects and it seems to me that you can't completely wipe out all evidence without subsequently downloading enough happy happy non-embarrassing programs to take up every last little bit of memory left on your putey.

a quick looky through my cache suggests nothing illegal, just odd and at times embarrassing, i.e.
"when is the healthiest nap time?"
"bai ling"
"bebe buell nude"
"we must increase our bust"
"trash can treasures"
"types of mustaches"
"texas compound 52 girls"
"slobber"
"secrets tricks to love your cat even more"
"consummate house"
"eric clapton's wife"
"uti medication"
"curmudgeonly"
"don't speak lyrics"
"glenn danzig nipple"
"hello kitty gun"

hahahahahaha. anyway point of the story = use 3rd party formating programs to remove everything OR shred your files OR delete everything and download 780 hours of music to cover it up.

secondly, it takes 2 to 3 days for thc to fall below a detection cutoff point used by nida regulated labs. that's 2 to 3 days if you only occasionally smoke. 4-5 if you smoke every couple weeks, etc etc. this is a boring tedious piece of information but it's completely true and not disputed by any biochemist in the world.

thirdly, the phrase 'anything is possible' belongs on a kitten poster in my 1st grade teacher's anus. this phrase is what makes people believe in soul mates and miracles. my advice is to take a physics class, take at least 3 semesters and then tell me anything is possible. in a related note, any field of work that is based on 'anything is possible' motif is instantly rat trash. i.e. life coach, certain novelists, public relations, etc.

i'm planning a bbq for saturday so please come if you have time. i still have those gallons of rum tequila and gin so giddy up to my place on sat. see ya there.