we invited the cats over too. they were all whatever just put wonder years on the tube. i decided it was the perfect kind of weather for making marc play gilmore girls with me. i would be rory during her senior year at chilton when she was choosing between yale princeton and harvard. and marc would be lorelai and have issues with commitment and major mama problems but mainly have a cooler personality.
if you lead i will follllloowwwww!
chompers! meowers.
oh. also. on public access channel there was a video of central ave. from the viewpoint of a motorcycle. the guy kept dropping his camcorder and just wound up recording his thigh and the potholes in the road for half the tape. it made us fall asleep slightly so we changed it to spanish movie channel. not another sylvester stallone classic!!! bla. so we were fuzzy enough to watch that food network program hosted by marc summers - remember him from double dare and the giant mouth with green jizz coming down the tongue. you were no one if you didn't watch nickelodeon man. so on food network show there was a guy obsessed with boo berry the breakfast cereal.he has a boo berry fansite with pictures of peoples who got TATTOOS of BOO BERRY?! there was this one scene where he was writing an email to the corporate people at General Mills and it was all:
12/25/2007
General Mills
To Whom It May Concern:
Let me introduce myself ..... oh wait ...... hahaha! I don't have to because I've written to you over 786,944 times. bla bla bla
the ellipses and 'hahaha' is not my creative license. he actually wrote that and I didn't have time to read the rest bc it was only on the screen for a pico minute but it struck fear into my heart. i'll never look at boo berry the same again. additionally, the audio on marc's tv is kind of cracked out so general mills sounded like genital mills and yea yea i'm a ten year old sometimes. suck it.
this cat is motherfucking chill.
and funny thing, marc didn't accept being lorelai even though i told him he didn't have to wear a dress. plus the whole role playing la la fun is slightly too close in content to role playing spice up a failed marriage sex games and that's a little too disgusting in this case. come on rory and lorelai are mother and daughter!
so we've been calling him baby and baby jr. ever since i saw his pathetic mug on craigslist but he also answers to 'no way jose' since we're always saying that to him. jossssssssseeeee!
not in a talkative mood today.
thank you for being my frienddddddd! ten thousands points to the person who can correctly identify the tv show's theme lyric i incorporated into the previous sentence.hum drum night so what?
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