Sunday, January 18, 2009

pretty sure we're shit

i'm pretty sure the argument marc and i just got into about ll cool j and mos def would qualify as shocking. petty? unbelievably tongue biting? yeah.

so to protect your precious thoughts i will just post the pictures we sent each other to "PROVE" our own arguments: (with limited and censored commentary.)

marc: here are the serious ones, G.

G: nice. but ll has too much commercial experience. wiki his filmography. TOYS?! ALL THAT?! blech. mos def at least has boondocks under his belt.
(plus his eyebrows become more transparent as time goes on.) <--- this is not part of my original argument.
G: plus, in all seriousness, mos def isn't as muscular as ll because he doesn't need to be. his ___ is probably ____ ______ than __'s _______.
G: k, marc. here's my top mos def pics to prove he's ____ _____ than __ ____ _!


em: it doesn't count if mos def was born in _______.
G: E_____?!?! um. WHAT?! no doubt he's brooklynite.
drool.

anyway, i won the argument. observe how ll dresses to take out the tuesday garbage:utility belt. really?

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