role playing night

dear marc, i decided it was role playing night but you're still in Missouri so i had to do it on my own. here:

you'll be surprised to find out i was not drinking to do something this uninteresting and silly. as you know, i only have a basket load worth of clothes so my costumes may not have been very obvious. here are my disguises in order of appearance:

0:01 - regular G. those are my new burgundy pants.
0:25 - a hipster girl who thinks she's too good for you but then you expand your obscure 90s band knowledge on her, ironically of course, and she goes home with you.
0:43 - the 2nd wife who divorces you as soon as you make your millions.
1:11 - college co-ed.
1:32 - the physical manifestation of an acid trip.
1:54 - a butch lady who you picked up at home depot. also, she has one leg shorter than the other.
2:10 - the economics teacher who moonlights as a cocktail waitress OR the customs lady who found your stash of weed at airport security.

notice how i think hipsters kiss their bicep. lol. originally i was trying on clothes to figure out which ones to donate but that quickly got boring. but so was this retarded video, so what do i know? also, in reference to the college co-ed one: i tried to find Highlander, the tv series, to put on in the background in order to make that scene historically accurate of our relationship, but it wasn't on.

i miss you!

i tried going to sleep at 9:30 but i just wound up waking up around 11:25. plus, i had a dream where you worked the counter at Walgreens and i didn't have a job but i hung around you all day anyhow. and then i had a brilliant idea about bringing homemade videos to peoples' houses. like, i think you and i were making videos about how to use the products at Walgreens and then selling the videos to families. then it just got weird(er) and we taped a porn featuring jennifer connelly in a green nightie.

anyhow, i woke up and watched the second half of Big Love on HBO.

the other fucked up part about being awake at 4AM is that i will undoubtedly sleep until 12:30 and wind up going to sleep at 5AM again tomorrow night. my piggy alarm clock is over at my house too. wah.

blah blah blah.

well, i'm sad you missed role playing night. oh wellsies.

love, bunny

p.s. it was so warm and sunny today. i took out the trash barefooted in my little black tee shirt and brown shorts. the afternoon sun was that perfect hazy yellow string of light. i lifted the back of my shirt to get some sunshine on my skin and stood on your porch letting the sunlight warm my back until it burned. and now, in the middle of the night i can still feel that itchy warm sunlight. i wish you could feel it too.

p.p.s. just a few minutes ago, baby got on that small wooden bookcase by the front door and turned off the light switch. and now he's trying to turn the doorknob with his fluffy little paws. i'm sort of scared he's going to figure out how to use cutlery and eat me tonight, but i'm going to go give him love anyhow. K.I.T.