Portland's on today's agenda

We're driving into Portland today after many, many days of straightedge behavior. Playing with the kids. Eating low calorie snacks. Watching TV-G programs. Imma bout ta explode.

I'm hoping for the best. I'm hoping to have two coffees and three microbrews in my belly before the strip club extravaganza and I'm hoping for parks and festivals and potheads and meeting new weirdos, but we've gotta get back to Salem for a baseball game.

And back to TV-G.