friday night something to do

friday night was a bitch. simon went to an awards show where he won best dressed or something then marc and jay were being ridiculous walking around unm i think. and i took a nap that lasted forEVERRR. finally we all met up around simon's house and decided to go downtown.

yea. it's absolutely freezing.

google weather says 39 degreeeeees?! mostly cloudy?! seriously. w. t. f.

that's possibly considered whatevs in more northern states but DAMN PEOPLE. new mexico should not be this ridiculous in APRIL. anyway it was uncomfortable walking downtown we guzzled a hundred of beers like on the titanic to stay warm.

there i was walking in front of the boys and i hear jay whisper-singing in simon's ear 'who can take a rainbow and wrap it in a sighhhhhh ....... the CANDY MAN CANNNNN!'
on the way down, jay told us about a czech republic version of alice in wonderland. it's all in claymation and alice narrates everything so every time she says something BIG RED CLAY LIPS wiggle around on screen. simon asked if it had elves.

elves.
so jay told us that there is a big casting call for extras tomorrow at casino hollywood or whatever. it's probably either in the middle of nowhere or in the sewer. so we might be going tomorrow. anyway jay acted out this scene from the movie we're probably trying out for. he says he hopes this is his only line:

"paul .... (as in PAUL WALKER from fast and furious fame) ..... this place is so barren you can't even get a bowl to smoke" ...... then machine guns rip through his chest.

cause it's probably an afghanistan movie (???) what does it all meannn?
but please believe me when i say that seeing jay act out the machine guns shooting up his chest in a puddle of bloody urine on central MADE MY NIGHT. aaaaaaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
this is me drunk dialing you. if YOU didn't get it then probably one of my EXES did. grrr.
so we kinda almost got killed for making fun of somebody's bitch downtown by taking a pic of her exposed ass (???)
we saw a bow tied around a telley phone pole and took pics around it for hours. jay told us his plot for a bad teen horror flick. while we were walking home from the bars, we'd keep seeing the bows everywhere and then the killer's name would be Bo. GET. ITTTTTTT?

slobber.
ummmm. when did this happen?