lyrics on my mind

KARAOKEEEEEEEEEE! woooah woooah wooooah! when the lights go DOWN in the CITYY. and the SUN shines ON the BAYYYYY!
yea. went to ed's pub once again only this time ASH was there. yessssss.
damn fumbly fingers! i couldn't get the camera out and on when the lady of ahem older persuasion gave simey a backwards lap dance. she RAN HER FINGERS THROUGH HIS HAIR! aaaahahahahahahah!
apparently we went on the night there was a karaoke contest. it was between fake boob gretchen, lovely large lesbian lady, simon's private dancer granny, elderly man who kept WINKING at us and finally the curly haired woman who burnt holes into us with her eyes later in the night. to be fair she could do a mean evanescence impression.
oh gosh, the guy singing up front had bad bad bad napoleon complex. worse still, he was singing the sweetest country song with the most crumpled up angry face ever witnessed in albuquerque. and as audience members we did what we had to do. we screamed his name.

unfort, it forced his curly haired girlfriend to give us cancer by way of evil eyes.
okayyyyyy. we signed up to sing I'M A GENIE IN A BOTTLE you gotta rub me THE RIGHT WAY!
woooo-ooah woooo-ooah wooooah! gotta rub gotta rub gotta rub me the right way.
everyone at ed's pub got boners -especially the bartender - from the racy lyrics and sexed out dancing.so we also sang GO ON take the MONEY AND RUN by steve miller band. clap clap clap clap clap! jessica had no idea how to sing the song and the rest of us were slurring and drooling all over the microphones. whatevs. we tried to sign up simey to sign MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT! YOU'RE ADDICTED TO LOVVVVVE and we would have been the sexy red lipped guitar ladies in the background. does that make sense? but simon wouldn't do it so we tried to get him to sing these other gems:
DON'T SPEAK! I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU'RE SAYING! ... DON'T TELL ME CAUSE IT HURTZZ! by no doubt
and my personal fave: I KNOW WHAT BOYS WANT! I KNOW WHAT BOYS NEED. i know what boys want .... boys want ..... boys want .... ME.

needless to write, he wasn't exactly up for any of it.

and finally, ash named our girl group, ed's lady express. aaaahahahahahah! i think we also sang a britney spears song but it could have just been a dream.