sweet heart ears and eyes

la la la! we knew we wanted to go dancing and damned if it wasn't already thursday night.
dance party.
these pics aren't dance party. this is from when marc sneaked over to atomic cantina at midnight.
sneaked or snuck? help me, hot high school english professor who let me write poems on the couch next to the front desk!

i think it's sneaked.
k. now this is burt's.
aaaaa hahaha hahahah haha hahah hahaha hahah! ahahahahha hahahahah!
deep breath
aaaaaahaha hahaha hahahah ahahha ahahaha hahahah hahah ahhahaahha!
i have to mention that i was wearing a sexy strapless-dress-gray-stocking with scrunchy boots combo.
qu'est-ce que that object behind your hand, sir?
yea, tim was drinking BUD LIGHT. taaaaaaall boy.
pose like a JAPANEEEEEEEZE GIRL boyyyeee!
wait. what?
si conned one of the pretty ladies into posing in a photo with him. he told her it was his LAST NIGHT in town. he just has to wear le fake mustachio downtown next week.
b ... tiki .... lo ... can you see us? look for the child bearin' hips. and PISS STAINNNNNS! somebody has boo boo face.
so many terribly boring camera angles. so little time.
tim snapped this baby to catch if simon had peed on himself in the alley. for once he was dry.

as for the rest of the night ...
i swear i'm selling these pictures to soft core porn movie producers. perhaps they can shell out a role for me. i want to be Gigi Greenbottoms. she works with green issues to make cleaner energy but is tempted to sell out when a big oil company offers her zillions of dollars. then she doesn't accept it so the company goes under and she has to strip her way to the top again.

and yea it doesn't make any sense.
but soft core never does. give me the money baby.
ok ok i admit it. i rented sexual matrix on netflix last weekend. i would have invited you to watch it with me but you literally would tear your hair follicles out of your scalp because i pause the movie every three seconds. i'm not gonna lie it kinda got me going but there were so many ridiculous scenes, i couldn't stop laughing for the whole two hours. there was this scene where a redneck lady wouldn't beat it in front of the scientists so they told her to relay a story about her first time with her boyfriend. it turns out she was a groupie for a country star and they got it on in the limo. anyway. she took off her shirt and her bra was seriously deformed. it looked like a soggy smushed breakfast burrito tortilla. aahahahah!
the only thing is i will never have soft core bush. i'm serious every soft core porn i've accidentally watched has had major 90s bush, the kind where people tried to pretend it was the 70s again when no one shaved. hoooowwww - woooooo! (wolf sound? i think.) this one time my brother and i rented a horror movie called Ratssssss! only the title had an eyeball in the middle of it somehow, sorry, my computer keyboard doesn't seem to have that feature. and besides being one of the worst genres to watch with our grandparents, there was a scene where some lady unbuttoned her high waisted jeans to have haunted house sex and her pubic hair was growing ABOVE her walmart granny panties. like, wtf man?! that's not a 90s trend. that's just plain unhealthy.
i think this post started out as a recap from burt's and somehow wound up as editorial about bush preference.

that's life.