sunday at the museum bald spot!!!

new mexico natural history museum and science whatevs on sunday. we bought a ticket to the dino movie although i already watched it at virginia beach last summer. it was in 3d but actually 4d if you count the fucking terrible baby smell i endured during the whole movie. what does it all mean???
afterwards we just walked around the space and rock part of the museum.
i named the vehicle, roger, as in ROGER ROGER! TAKE ME HOME TO EARTHHHHH. bla.
this made me consider being a jewel thief. it was carved out of solid blue rock thing and is a big mama turtle with baby turtles fighting over her attention. it's like as big as a large printer.
yea. so some lady came over and stood RIGHT NEXT to me even tho we were the ONLY people in the geology section since kids don't really care about geo stuff and i kinda moved over a little and SHE MOVED with me. so i just said outloud 'what EXACTLY should we STEAL this time?' to marc and then she kinda moved on. i'm a bitch with personal space.
rawr.
we went to flying star where i had a shit fit about something i already forgot and marc just tried to take cover while i pretty much dropped the plates on the floor and evil eyed everyone in sight. then i had the bright idea to tell marc to shave his head. we went to kmart for clippers.
i forget why but marc had to shave his head in the kitchen so i played she came in through the bathroom window several times. doesn't make sense. suck it.
marc gave me the clippers and told me to shave his neck hairs, which of course i thought meant the whole back of his head and also he didn't tell me the clippers were on the bald setting so i shaved about 3 inches into his hairline. the pic above is after we tried to correct it by moving his hairline up his neck. i couldn't take a pic of the original mistake cause i was running down the street to get away from the mess. try it sometime. physically running away feels gooooooood.
so when i got back, he had duct tape around his head and i couldn't stop laughing. seriously i think it looks like one or both of us have schizophrenia from these pics.
we fixed his neck hairline. kind of. it'll grow back soon anyhow. didn't this happen with ash and lane recently? weird. i'm happy. he finally looks like a skateboarder again.