bag O' walgreens

while i was waiting for a prescription at walgreens, i strolled along their brightly lit aisles. observe:

aye! top o' the morning ta ya, yoong lass. is it too hard to ask for a simple bag OF panties label? also, "undies" is what your dad called underwear when you were 8 years old.

yay! new mexico is so fun. wish you were here! (so this scorpion would sting you.)

is this similar to camel toe and moose knuckle? the "fun!" "safe!" and "delicious!" make me think they ran out of regular candy boxes and started using flavored condom ones.

um.

come on, baby girl, i'm feeling hypertonic tonight.