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hey look wot i found on wikipedia's portland page:

Free speech

Because of strong free speech protections of the Oregon Constitution,^{[clarification needed][71]} Portland reportedly has more strip clubs per capita than either Las Vegas or San Francisco.^[72]

ok. sure. this explains now why the stripper in the purple thong gave me directions to the vegan strip club. i thought she was joking but now it seems plausible.