Aha!
Finally figured out why this fence cactus gave me the chilly willies. It reminds me of the greasy, popping bulbous shape of bacon fat sizzling on the fryer.
Look, I don't like the mushy, transluscent orbs of bacon blubber. One of the many boring reasons I wimped out and became a veggie-tarian. They remind me of king cobra neck flaps.
I'm scared now.
Also this exists:
A bacon scarf. Yum.
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