grand slam diaries

Simon picked me up at 9:30 A!M! to go to the Denny's free grand slam breakfast deal. But even before we got to Denny's, Si drove his car over a roll of NEW CARPET at Alex's apartment complex. He DROVE on top of somebody's NEW carpet?! aaaaaaaahahahahahahaha! Needless to write, the morning was off to a good start.

we waited for 45 minutes next to the arcade claw game before they seated us.

and another 45 minutes for our food.

But i'm not complaining, man. Those waitresses and cooks deserved a standing ovation. and money. tons of money. which is exactly what they didn't get from free grand slam day.

Personally, PANCAKES, BACON, EGGS and SAUSAGE are just synonyms for instant barf. But I promised Si that I'd take pictures for his blog on the alibi website. click here. see?

great emotion around those baby browns.

this is the part where simon douses his face with maple syrupz™. al and lukey left us after our fifth round of photoshoots.

and then simey paid with leprechaun money. those coins were bigger than my palm, man, which totally fucks with the whole point of coins. Only kids pay with coins because kids are dumb and coins are small and easily lost. therefore, our society learns the value of the dollar and credit cards. THE END.

also. free grand slam. NOT WORTH IT.