One of the sub-links is WEIRD AL YANKOVIC?! Box Office link, sure. Booking Info, of course! But Weird Al? Uhhm ... what nefarious deeds have Weird Al fulfilled to get a sub-link??Seriously, Weird Al Yankovic? Santa Ana Star Center, you've been downgraded from a location in Colorado to a location in Idaho. Shudder.
Anyway, bla bla bla, we got drunk and walked over to Rajen's house party. What's new? Queen Bee, Jen G., was being a spiny little asshole, telling people where to stand and controlling the convo. Fuck, that part was annoying. Gabe was there being goofy and fun and of course Pipes and Bethany were mulling around.
Rajen fell on his head outside by the bikes and then stumbled onto the coffee table in the living room. He was that rarified drunk one only attempts at strip clubs. Beyond blackout. Not quite sober enough to remember gritty details, not quite drunk enough to swallow your own vomit. Let's call it pre-dance party drunk. lol. When are you out of townies coming back????!!!!
oh, right. Greg Smith was there. Good from far, far from good, at least, personality wise. Fuck me. I don't have enough blonde pubes or roofies in my belly for his taste, therefore he ignores me. He's exactly the kind of fucking loser dads are always warning their daughters about. Let's see him change my mind, yeah ri.
We're pervs. And so are you for staring.
Then afterwards we walked over to Mini Shack and I taught Sly and Pipe how to play GO FISH. Pipe wouldn't let us leave til we watched a three hour long Mario Game. Hooray 6AM bedtime!
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