Simon asked if I would go with him to atomic cantina last night to see the roman numerals and I figured it would become THAT KIND OF MONDAY. the kind where i twist my ankle, find 190 dollars and dance like a perfect zombie thriller dance and no one is there because IT'S MONDAY AND NO ONE DRINKS ON A MONDAY. someone dropped her/his beer bottle on my foot later in the night.
I hadn't washed my hair in over 30 hours so i put it up in a greasy pony tail and made it pass for the runway model pony. We had a slip sloppy walk over the bridge cause of the ice and when we got there the roman nums were just finishing their shots and got on stage.

oh yeah, also marc mysteriously got an hbo channel this weekend so i'll watch hbo all day tomorrow and cry about it later from my tv headache.

Below are the roman numerals. there were two singers, one played guitar and had a double chin but he was the better singer and the other had like shaggy irish poet look and played bass, cute dancer. They put their KEYBOARDIST up front!!! Cool. And the drummer was awesome. He kept those other guys MAJORLY IN CHECK. He let the handsome keyboardist think he was in charge, but NO NO. You could tell who el presidente real was. After every song he leaned back and put his hands behind his head in that big dick way EXCEPT he was wearing elvis costello glasses and a girl SCARF?! cool.


Simon went up to double chin better singer at the bar where he was obviously trying to pick up a girl and introduced himself as 'the guy you talked to on the phone' . Double chin thought simey was in a ........... BAND!!!! aaaaaaaahahahahahah! then some girl told me her whole life story in the g bathroom and i fell in love with the sound engineer guy cause of el BUSHY BEARD. oh yeah, why does atomic buy their pabst in 6-pack increments? talk about inefficient.
Then on the walk home, simon told me an urgent story about 888 snakes who live in a guy's house and 300 of them were poisonous and the coppers found his body completely dead from 1 single toxic snake bite and so my reaction was like 'uh huh' because i thought about how many toxic snakes there are in west virginia. I mean, the snakers were probably living in his back yard too.
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