OLD DRAFTS, we did not sing happy birthday

I'm cleaning out the old drafts box these next two weeks and have found some hilarious, unusual posts I've half written and forgot about. I'll present these old guys exactly as I find them either because of their ridiculous state or because I literally don't know where I was going with them :) Here you go...

birthday drinks at gecko's.
this pic warms my heart.
what's his other hand doing?
200 dollars later we went to denny's.
pipe put a shaker of salt in simon's water glass.

he still drank it.
i ordered the fish and chips. bad decision.
denny's will never be frontier.

(originally saved in October 2008)