My favey favorites, the ones that made me LAUGH IN REAL LIFE (that almost never happens, interweb! Good job):
"Must be weird not having anybody cum on ya."
"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
"You were why cavemen chiseled on walls."
"A bird may love a fish, senora, but where would they live?"
"OK, cocksucker, fuck with me and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk."
"Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!"
"It's not a too-muh! It's not a too-muh."
"Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't?"
"Shit just got real."
"How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned?! How'd it get burned!?!"
"One thing's sure. Inspector Clay's dead. Murdered. And somebody's responsible."
"You better hold on tight, spider monkey."
"Flash! Flash, I love you, but we only have 14 hours to save the earth."
"Just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you. You have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man."
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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