GOING ON DATES WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER
Is it called a "date" if you already know intimate details about this person? I've watched him pee/examined his penis piercing. He's watched me pee/washed my dirty underwear. So, is this a date? Or is it called something else?I suppose we can call it a "date" if we act awkward and coy and feel each other's boners in a dark theater ... Hmmm. When is a date with your long term partner not a date? Please feel free to comment below, I will reply :)
P.S. I bring up this topic because I am going on a "date" with my S.O. to the Italian Film Festival right now, as in, I have to leave in 3 seconds so my GIRL TALK posts will continue after I come back around 8:45pm MOUNTAIN TIME ZONE.
P.P.S. We will be watching Agate and the Storm, ICYWTK (in case you wanted to know).

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Ew, I just realized it sounds like I get boners. Um, I meant like "girl boners." WHY ARE THERE NO TERMS FOR BEING TURNED ON AS A GIRL?! Maybe there are, but I haven't heard it yet ... damn you, urban dictionary!
Guh! Getting wet.
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