SEX: pretty LAYDEES

Alright. So, you want to see nipples poking through a vinyl record? It might just be what you need to jump start your afternoon chores. NOT SO FAST! Interweb searching "nipples" + "record" + "vinyl" comes up with 8 million crummy images of homemade dominatrix suits. Count your lucky stars I found the one vintage porn (read: cute and not disturbing) photo.

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And by "chores" I meant ...

Anyway, if you're interested in other pretty pictures, eyeball these snaps:

Best canvas headboard ever. Like waking up in a Swiss chalet.

Anne Hathaway in groupie garb. Black and white.

Cats in stacking shelves. Plus, they matched their fur to the crates' colors as best as they could.

Photos of Marilyn Monroe circulating the interweb this week.

ADRIAN!!!

Another circulating Marilyn pic. Shoulder porn.

Joan Collins shaking her tatas to a saxophone song. Black fringe bikini.

Jablonski being snapped! In black and white.