Saturday, October 18, 2008

alex's fall barbecue

I went out and ate at taco cabana before alex's bbq. I was going to bring veggie burgers for myself but m told me that jordy was sort of a bitch with the grill so i didn't want to get involved with that.
it's ok though. i ate a bean burrito and bowl of rice. and please don't tell me what type of meat product they lace their beans with. i don't want to know.
you can tell only boys live here now. also, note to self: remember to bring own role of toilet paper next time.
si and i were recreating the times when we would sit on pipe's couch at lonely mikes until five in the morning. it's missing the key element of cla, ash and me passed out next to him.
also, ben w. and his friend graham were there. t.c. came over later too.
they weren't hamburgers as much as they were burger balls. alex definitely cooked them all the way through but you'd have to put four buns on it to make it a pleasant meat to bun ratio.
oh yea. did i tell you that simon was acting mopey and confused near the basketball court. he was just staring at a spot on the ground and kind of dancing to himself. anyway, he told me that ben willow lost his phone and no one could find it. he already called it a hundred times. marc found it five feet from simon's dancing spot.
skyler's face says it all. a group of three girls came over like, wasted and drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka, wearing silly stiletto heels and falling all over themselves. and talking way over the top. just, like, the kind of behavior that none of the girls OR GUYS were really impressed by. everyone was just trying to ignore them and eat their burger ball. so they all went up to skyler and tried sitting on his lap, asking him the most insipid questions about his jacket and kind of talking like how chickens bac bac ba-KAWS at each other. s kept giving us 'help me' expressions but in no way was anyone going to tell them to leave. after all, it's not a party until the drunk sluts show up.
and i should know.
so overall, alex put together a great barbecue. they had trouble starting the grill for the first two hours but i think bo or m got it together. j, leeeeesa and a couple of her gf's came over. ewen and that crew were there. was jade there? no, i can't remember but i don't think so. alex even grilled squash so jessica and i could eat something. sweet. jessica brought prairie dog, her chi-weenie and passed out invitations to her halloween party.

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