pills look like candy for a reason

for my sinus:
25 mg diphenhydramine hcl
30 mg pseudoephedrine hcl
20 mg pheniramine maleate
10 mg phenylephrine hydrochloride
for my headaches and migraine:
800 mg ibuprofen
1000 mg acetaminophen
for my sore throat:
phenol
10 mg dextromethorphan hbr
100 mg guaifenesin
for fingers crossed reasons:
750 mg vitamin c with rose hips
2 glasses of milk
multi vitamin (the donut hole sized pill)
so i remember feeling like shit for the first day and a half bc of my cold. but every moment since then has been warm euphoric drowsy feeling punctuated every so often by an upheaval of swallowing a pill mountain.

now that i'm almost at 100%, i'm facing real life again. and i don't remember it being this smelly. or maybe it's just me. i stink like unwashed pajamas.

see you after my shower.