reminder

dear sober G,

don't forget that feeling about cold weather and old friends. don't forget that story about lane alex and nick racing a bmw up sandia. don't forget that you paid for a round of beer for the "boys' club". don't forget that you argued against the theory that all bloggers follow the "theory of republic state" according to rapha. don't forget that johnny works at an actual pharmacy. don't forget that you loved wearing tights and knee socks together. don't forget that si went home with a lady 2nite. don't forget that tim was pleasant. don't forget that you finally listened to bill's voicemail. don't forget to call him back! don't forget funny strange story bouts bill jay and alex ... which alex? don't forget you still have wine wine wine, cheap beer and negro modelo at your house! have a party soon!

love your least favorite persona,
internet-happy drunk G

p.s. especially don't forget to buy a replacement pumpkin for the one you walked into tonight.