past that time

great. now i can't fall asleep. remember how you always get sleepy around the same time but then if you stay up a couple hours past that time you kinda stop feeling sleepy and just feel like it's a new day. it doesn't last for long and then you have to faint from exhaustion but that few hours in the early morning feel so refreshing. i'll take some pictures. oh god what's on the television screen? a dollar sign just had three baby dollar signs and moved into a house. ok. whatever.






so i had the tube turned onto whatever infomercial was on channel 44. i think it was for time shares. anyway, every 30 seconds the screen flashes bright red with ATTENTION HOME BUYERS! in blinding white letters. then if your seizure hasn't kicked in yet several neon green dollar signs appear. is this what sensory overload at birth feels like? flipping it over to channel 72.

another paid program. this one is called miracle manna. it's a piece of bread that makes your dreams come true! the word 'ezekiel' keeps floating around the screen. now there's a bible with flames behind it. k. now a lady is talking about how she was in a dwi accident and her face fell off but then miracle manna saved her life and aaaahahaha a guy in the background is totally trying to hold in a laugh. they must have not paid him enough. awwww. now i feel bad, an older lady is crying about being saved by the miracle manna. she fell over from sobbing. sheesh, she almost convinced me to buy manna bread. wait, a lady just walked out of her chair and started tap dancing in the church. aaaaahahahahah. ok i'm back to laughing again.

i'm going to try to fall asleep now but hopefully i'll find the miracle manna infomercial again so i can live blog it. umm. why is the host holding a wooden hand? damn it miracle manna, stop making me laugh.