take it somewhere else

so you should know there's a site out there called DEAR OLD LOVE. people send in their anonymous statements about past loves. sometimes they're remorseful. or angry. or wistful. but generally they're all sick.

i've chosen a few to comment on.

umm. ok. all i can think about is an 80 year age difference but whatever. beyond that, if the letter writer is so jealous then why doesn't she just visit the rest home person? it doesn't sound like he's having the time of his life on the "dewy lanes" of his rest home campus.

so i had to look up smoldering to make sure i knew exactly what it means. and i do. the letter writer needs to back off. his/her smoldering ex has probably moved on while the letter writer is still stuck on their abusive relationship. have fun with the divorce in a few years.

please tell me his ex didn't douche for him. and uh, "i'm sure your genitals smelled great"? like, thaaaaaanks, i guess?

cool. thanks. i'll try that one too.

again cool. i bookmarked a vintage porn site a while ago but since then lost my bookmarks so this made me want to find it again. here's a good one:
and honestly, the bush situation is not that bad. anyway, bush is back i hear.

aaaaaahahahahahahahah! you're not sorry!

no. she just wanted to check for stds.


link: dear old love